Testimonials:

“I once had an ant show up in my office building. We quickly looked for the best company to eradicate this singular foe who would undoubtedly bring an army with them if escaped. Samaran Protect came with flamethrowers and bazookas. The insurance money we got for the office burning down paid for our new bug-free building! Thank you Samaran Protect!”

~ Some Customer

“Our school was overrun by cockroaches and nobody could determine where they came from. We called Samaran Protect. After a detailed explanation that most cockroaches are alien creatures from outer space, the team at Samaran Protect rounded the roach family into a saucer-like ship and blasted them off into space. #TheMoreYouKnow #SamaranRocks”

~ @cluelessprincipal