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~ Some Customer

“Our school was overrun by cockroaches and nobody could determine where they came from. We called Samaran Protect. After a detailed explanation that most cockroaches are alien creatures from outer space, the team at Samaran Protect rounded the roach family into a saucer-like ship and blasted them off into space. #TheMoreYouKnow #SamaranRocks”

~ @cluelessprincipal